August/Zach

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22 {5/09}
He/They + neos (bun/fawn/buzz/bumble)
transman | cinthean + asexual | poly
ENFP/INFP
Chaotic Good

About

I'm a simple little guy who enjoys collecting things and yelling.
I use Procreate, and sometimes Blender.
I have a hard time understanding sarcasm and jokes and I appreciate tone tags.
(I also have memory problems)
Im almost always accepting comms and art trades, so if you ever wanna do one just hmu!!

Commissions + my art

My art! Some of these pieces are from 2022 but I love them all sm!!
( also some of them look a bit like ass bc the image size limits :( )

The flag collection

Hey there! I really enjoy collecting flags, this is literally just for fun and to kinda show off my identities :D

Also the pic on the left was drawn by my bestie Captain

The main flags I use

Secondary ones

IM SO FUCKIN GAY DUDE,

Jose

One of my boyfriends!! You have done so much more for me than I think I can ever even begin to express. I love staying up with you for as long as humanly possible until one of us (you) falls asleep. You feel like a warm summers day in an endless flower field, on a picnic, and ich liebe dich, mein liebling.

Hazel

My other boyfriend!! You're always so kind and sweet to me, you've helped me work through a lot of issues I had with my asexuality. I love talking to you about our ocs and just hearing you get excited. You remind me of a late night in autumn, dressed in scarfs with sweet laughter, ich liebe dich, mein liebchen.

    Sibling shoutout

    Don

    My baby brother. You mean so much more to me than just blood, I would do absolutely anything just to see you happy. Every single day I am so thankful that I have been able to watch you grow, and that I have helped influence that. I love you so much, I hope that you never forget that.

    Josie

    My sister I met through a dumbass fandom on the internet. I know we both loathe BATIM but I will never regret making that blog and meeting you. We haven't had the most steller of relationships, but who ever does? I hope that we're still close even when our bodies start to fall apart on us.

    Grayson

    My brotherson that I also met through the shittiest fandom ever known, BATIM. I know we haven't always talked, but you've always been important to me. You've come so far as an artist and as a person, I love talking to you and spending time with. I hope we're family forever.

    Noah

    My newest brother, you're insane and you drive me insane, but I appreciate you all the same. We've literally only known each other since April but I'm so glad I met you through a silly Homestuck rp server. I hope that you know I care for you and I'm never going to leave your side.

    EJ

    The newest member of my little family. I'm so glad to have met you, and I am praying some day I can play silly bug game with you. Whenever we call it's always so silly and goofy. No matter what you always make me feel like I belong. I hope that we continue to talk no matter what.

    MY MF (lavender) WIFE

    Julia

    I have literally never speedran a friendship until I met you, and I'm glad we did because you're such an amazing person. I love being in calls with you and talking about literally anything. You're so kind and I want you to know that no matter what I'll always be your friend.

    Bestie propaganda

    Toby

    We've been through a lot together, and no matter what happened you always tried to be there for me. I'm so sorry I left you behind at one point, but I'm really happy we're both free now. I love talking to you and doing things with you so much, you're so strong and I love you.

    Echo

    You're one of my newest friends and I love when everyone else is asleep and you and I call for hours. You're very silly and fun to be around, and I really love watching you play games. I know we joke about hating each other a lot but I hope we stay friends after Thunkstuck.

    Mono

    You were my first ever system friend! You have taught me so much and I appreciate you everyday, even if when I found out you spent half an hour calling me dumb in call. I love you and the silly people in your head so much, I hope that, no matter what, I can always talk to you.

    Dustin

    When we first met I was absolutely terrified of you, but I always wanted to be your friend. I am so glad we're friends because I love talkin to you. You're so silly and I love the chaos that ensues whenever you're around. You're the dad I never had and I am glad to have you in my life.